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The Comedy Central Roast Thread.

Postby muscle_shark » Aug 19. 2010, 23:05

DAVID HASSELHOFF


JOAN RIVERS


LARRY THE CABLE GUY


BOB SAGET

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FLAVOR FLAV

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WILLIAM SHATNER


PAMELA ANDERSON
part 1 (blah blah blah u know how to find the rest)


JEFF FOXWORTHY


DENIS LEARY



UK roasts
SHARON OSBOURNE

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BRUCE FORSYTH


when i have some free time i will endeavour to find the earlier roasts from the new york friars' club, enjoy.

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Re: the david hasselhoff comedy roast.

Postby Johnny Denver » Aug 21. 2010, 01:00

Holy shit YES YES YES!!! Thank you!

 

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Re: the david hasselhoff comedy roast.

Postby muscle_shark » Aug 22. 2010, 01:26

Johnny Denver wrote:Holy shit YES YES YES!!! Thank you!

no problem always glad to give something back, man these roasts are funny, there so merciless. props to any celeb who has the balls to sign up for this.
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Re: the david hasselhoff comedy roast.

Postby Johnny Denver » Aug 23. 2010, 18:15

It's true though. The roast is one of the few, if not only events, where Hollywood doesn't censor itself (save for the comedy central censorship). It's so great, and always full of laughs. The roast masters (Lisa Lampanelli, Greg Giraldo, and Jeff Ross) always deliver and it's always a shit ton of laughs.

We could definitely benefit from getting some of the other older roasts up here too. Thanks again for posting this.
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Re: the david hasselhoff comedy roast.

Postby traeblack » Aug 23. 2010, 19:57

"Your pussy is like a football field, 100 yards of black guys that sprained their ankle on it"

i was f*cking crying laughing, that was a good roast lol
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Re: the david hasselhoff comedy roast.

Postby Labeouf » Aug 23. 2010, 22:20

It wasnt really all that funny....

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Re: the david hasselhoff comedy roast.

Postby PrideFCfan » Aug 23. 2010, 22:38

"Lisa you're looking as beautiful as never"

"You gain weight faster then you age. You're like the curios case of Benjamin Glutton"

"There they are. Pam Anderson's tits". "Shes got a lot of spunk, on the back of her neck"

Lmao Jeff Ross, Seth McFarlane and Giraldo were in my opinion, the funniest ones there. I have seen the Flavor Flav, Joan Rivers, Larry the Cable guy and the Bob Saget one but I have not seen the one with Pam Anderson, Will Shatner and Dennis Leary. Is it possible if you could upload all of them?
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Re: the david hasselhoff comedy roast.

Postby muscle_shark » Aug 24. 2010, 00:16

PRIDEFCfan wrote:"Lisa you're looking as beautiful as never"

"You gain weight faster then you age. You're like the curios case of Benjamin Glutton"

"There they are. Pam Anderson's tits". "Shes got a lot of spunk, on the back of her neck"

Lmao Jeff Ross, Seth McFarlane and Giraldo were in my opinion, the funniest ones there. I have seen the Flavor Flav, Joan Rivers, Larry the Cable guy and the Bob Saget one but I have not seen the one with Pam Anderson, Will Shatner and Dennis Leary. Is it possible if you could upload all of them?

glad you enjoyed it pride, if i can get enough of them i will make this the thread for comedy roasts.
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Re: the david hasselhoff comedy roast.

Postby muscle_shark » Aug 24. 2010, 01:29

Johnny Denver wrote:It's true though. The roast is one of the few, if not only events, where Hollywood doesn't censor itself (save for the comedy central censorship). It's so great, and always full of laughs. The roast masters (Lisa Lampanelli, Greg Giraldo, and Jeff Ross) always deliver and it's always a shit ton of laughs.

We could definitely benefit from getting some of the other older roasts up here too. Thanks again for posting this.

no probs johhny, updated thread today, wouldnt let me embed the megavideo links for some reason so had to make them external video links unfortunately, will try to re-embed them another day. would be awsome if i could find streaming links for the friars club roasts but unlikey, may have to be download links (if i can find them at all lol). enjoy
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Re: The Comedy Central Roast Thread.

Postby MMA_Addicted » Aug 26. 2010, 00:57

:D Thank you so much muscle shark! Really awesome, I haven't seen a lot of these. I remember a few friar's club ones, but I've only seen one or two Comedy Central ones. (the Chevy Chase friar's club one was pretty bad, that poor bastard :lol: )
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Re: The Comedy Central Roast Thread.

Postby Johnny Denver » Aug 26. 2010, 03:51

I'm currently watching the Joan Rivers roast. Thanks for posting all those roasts!

Does anyone know which one is the one where Jamie Foxx really gives it to one guy who just went on after him, and he really really roasts the SHIT out of him? He's like a c-list celeb and Jamie Foxx makes so much fun of him the guy like has a breakdown on stage, and he's not the guest of honor.

*Edit: I found it. It's an Emmitt Smith roast. I wish I had a video of the whole roast.
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Re: The Comedy Central Roast Thread.

Postby PrideFCfan » Aug 27. 2010, 18:18

I have seen almost all of these roasts and they just made me laugh so damn much except I have not seen the Drew Carry roast(you think you could upload it shark?)and the Dennis Leary one. Also the roast of Willie Nelson taping was canceled.

EDIT: John I saw that video and Jamie just f*cking owned him.
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Re: The Comedy Central Roast Thread.

Postby muscle_shark » Aug 27. 2010, 21:19

MMA_Addicted wrote::D Thank you so much muscle shark! Really awesome, I haven't seen a lot of these. I remember a few friar's club ones, but I've only seen one or two Comedy Central ones. (the Chevy Chase friar's club one was pretty bad, that poor bastard :lol: )

glad you enjoyed it mma, will post videos for the other one's soon, havent seen any the friars club roasts but ive heard good things. gonna check out the chevy chase one first, i hope they give him it tight! :D , at least it shows they dont take themselves to seriously wich is always a good thing.
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Re: The Comedy Central Roast Thread.

Postby EckzKal » Aug 31. 2010, 21:51

Thank you for posting these... :mrgreen:
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